I went down to town to the town downtown,
And saw a clown in a down gown and a brown crown.
That clown won renown as the down gown brown crown clown,
Despite the frown found on the clown when the clown felt down.
He tried to drown the frown (that's a noun) when he downed a round.
Suddenly he heard a sound from the hound in the hound pound,
Which crowned the round mound found downtown.


4 different meanings of the word "down" 
1.go to a place (that is lower in hight)
2. feathers of young birds
3. sad
4. drink without stopping

27'

Wow, a sow and a cow had a row on the prow of a scow!
Now how did a sow and a cow get on a scow?
The cow won the row and the sow must kowtow, which means bow.

18'

Now the cow and the sow had a row on the prow of a dhow
Since they both want some chow from Mr. Gow under the bough in a bower
But Mr. Gow has a GAU which goes pow with the power of gunpowder,
louder and louder, to protect his chowder powder in the bower.

21'