小时候有没有害怕见陌生人打招呼
过节人多的时候还要表演才艺
过年走亲戚推门那一刻要叫人，再说吉祥话
音乐课单独点名站起来唱歌
这些都是我的童年噩梦/(ㄒoㄒ)/
不爱说话混不开的小孩好像就没前途一样
为此不少父母都操碎了心
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带来两段脱口秀关于“社恐”/内向
I know I'm socially awkward because I asked my friend what his biggest fear was
He said, losing his child.
He said, what's your biggest fear Mark?
I said, uh... accidentally hitting the FaceTime button on my phone

I want you guys to like me, but I'm scared of you
You bum me out but I need your love
Basically, what I'm saying is, if you have a party I don't wanna go, but if you don't invite me, I'll kill myself

下面引用特别喜欢的几个段子
也是本期主要内容
给段主打call！！
(散装段子逼死我这个收纳控
跟段主商量了我来收进节目)
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【内向的力量】
The world feels like a place that rewards extroverts
但内向并不是错也不是缺陷，it is a gift

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【高敏感人群】
"If you're a highly sensitive person (HSP), you're much more likely to be an introvert than an extrovert." ---BY ANDRE SÓLO
HSP 到底是什么样的呢
HSP的十三个struggles
1.You can't function without sleep

2. You can't stand loud noises
3. You often feel emotionally exhausted

4. You sruntinize social interactions
5. You are easily triggered by violence

6. You have a hard time moving on
7. You're uncomfortable with change

8. You don't react well to criticizm and conflict
9. You don't do well under pressure

10. Your boundaries are easily crossed
11. You are your own worst critic

12. You require alone time
13. You are often misunderstood

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